So the first stage of making our little garden suitable for barbeques, parties and general fun type activities was to clear all of the weeds and thorns, plus pruning back some of the more over enthuiastic trees.
It took around 4 hours to get from the last photos to those you see below, and the work had the added bonus of revealing a hidden path lurking under the gravel! It turns out that a few years ago, the entire garden had been covered with industrial plastic sheeting and gravel without removing any of the original features. So, while pulling up weeds (with shallow roots, thanks to the plastic covering) I happened across the path you see below, along with what could either be a flower bed or a border for a rotary dryer. Either way, it was a rather pleasant surprise, and helped my plans of putting a path running across to the shed along very nicely indeed!
The end result of the day’s work was around 8 garden sacks full of brutal rose bushes, tangled ivy-weed type combinations and those parts of the trees which didn’t get out of my way quickly enough. The only trees I left un-pruned were the apple and pear trees which you can see at the right hand side of the shed. They’re kinda pretty and heavy with fruit so I thought I’d leave them be until I can build a bootleg cider factory in the shed. For those of you reading who are oblivious to such things, that was a joke. Although we also found a pear which looked exactly like a bum. True story!
There are many plans now running through my brain for what to do next, listed below in no particular order:
- Repaint or stain the shed. I don’t like the existing blue colour.
- Lay a patio at the house end of the garden to extend the existing concrete slab you can just see at the lower edge of the pictures
- Outline some flower beds and border them in brick or the like
- Maybe make a gravel bed or two
- Get rid of the bulk of the gravel and lay down turf. This might have to wait until next year tho, seems a bit late in the year for turfing tho will investigate – never done it before!!
- Find plant for flower beds which cannot be killed by two people with not one green finger between them.
Watch this space!



